Awesome Whatsapp Status in English




1. “Diets are hard because I get hungry.”

2. “God is really creative, I mean. just look at me!”

3. “We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.”

4. “Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.”

5. “Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.”

6. “I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.”

7. “Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.”

8. “When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.”

9. “I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.”

10. “I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.”




11. “When I’m on my deathbed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.”

12. “When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.”

13. “I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.”

14. “Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.”

15. “My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.”

16. “Sometimes It’s better to be alone No one can hurt you.”

17. “Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.”

18. “Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.”

19. “When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.”

20. “If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.”




21. “The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.”

22. “I don’t have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.”

23. “I’m not failed. my success is just postponed.”

24. “The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.”

25. “Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.”

26. “Everyday is a second chance.”

27. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”

28. “If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.”

29. “A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.”

30. “If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.”



31. “You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”

32. “Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.”

33. “I will win, not immediately but definitely.”

34. “Born to express not to impress.”

35. “Had a really great “Night Out” last night, according to my police report.”

36. “Silent people have the loudest minds.”

37. “The road to success is always under construction.”

38. “When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!””

39. “Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.”

40. “Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.”



41. “I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.”

42. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.”

43. “When nothing goes right… Go left!”

44. “I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.”

45. “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”

46. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”

47. “I love to walk in fog, because nobody knows I’m smoking.”

48. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.”

49. “Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.”

50. “Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.”